Orc tastes a lot like turtle so Indians ate it whole. The Hopi applied its essence for vomit and Orc water as a laxative. Mrs. Niebuhr believes that the whites of East Texas ate it too. But what did Indians eat so much of they either had to throw it back up or need a laxative for? Orc! Once thought to undress at night and remove the outer shell, the detached Orc should be seasoned with croton in the edible part between the cracks.

You may be standing on some croton right now. It looks like a maypole round which the faeries of middle earth might dance. They took it as a tea before the settlers drove them out. These eroded soils make a vacuum for Orc. Fertilized by the Spanish King, a Squamish Bug that plows gullies into seedbeds, the croton fragrance revives the natural. When Indians no more hunted and no one else could stand to eat it, then the horehound Caucasoids combined with Orc predation and the Orc lore passed. Orcs went openly undisguised as inhabitants.

The western Orc first started its predacious colonies in sandpits along rivers lined with horsetail reeds. These equisetum, a wide-creeping perennially jointed variety, were a remedy for bedwetting and STDs. Orcs would ply the hollow reed between the joints. The gritty silex was also used in Orc scour, that ritual shaming of captives where victims of the scalding tongues placed in Orc pits were flayed with the polluted reeds, slagged until even the Orcs themselves could not swallow. Thus the Orcapoi lived with a constant sickness, ear ache, irritability, and cough which had internal consequences as well. The Orc is no Korzybski. Its loose speech of a braggadocio nature, using words as loose as its bowels, were a lesser malodor however than the LaTourette syndrome of its writing which prevented further atrocity since Orcs are prone to inaction. In that Institute treatise, Orcopolis, the Virginian showed how psychiatric acculturates of Orc domes simulate this social freefall. Tours of these domes have rekindled inquiry.

Treatment of orc malaise first began with Zanthoxylum Clava-Herculis where victims sat to pass their verbal habits. Lumping real and unreal, consuming carrot and hemlock, vitex and cannibis, ilex and pyrocanthus together, defense against this malaise was promoted by the Hercules Club, whose raised nodules formed a spike in the hand of one collecting a three-headed Orc. Its camphor protected speech. A leaf on the tongue would soon make it numb. Insert it in the mouth of Orcs before gagging. If you don’t gag Orc it will seriously vent. Many afflicted Orc paradigms benefit from this. Companion half Orcs who mime Orc talk then shut the mouth and are freed.

When the Orc sought the extirpation and extinction of all natural and social worlds the humble Cement plant began its detox in stem and leaf. Concretus perspectivist, especially the particularis ground, was dehalluciogenic and cured Orc tongue. Discrimination of true and false emerged. Pharmacopeias gave Dessicata minima for too much drinking and rhubarb for too much sex. What on the path to Erebus isn’t useful, branches of pavlovia and ephedra good for failing Orc, vexed and bored Orc, soul sick and drunk Orc? Combined decoctions of Purge-Sweat test the surfeit of Orc neglect. They forget the dust home they are buried in and are made of as well.

Salvia was an enemy of putrefaction long before Orcs could not tolerate it. Even when suppressed by western accommodation politics it was a main defense against Orc, but “God will help you,” domesticated in homes from the wild, was supplanted by Orc imports, particularly the foreign divinorum. Gossips gave futuristic properties to the foreign, believed half could foretell what was next while the other half protected from what was left, a society of excess treasured in the one hallucinogen. Real species were substituted by a shame of the hot house. Gardeners took this inebriation even when its catlike odor produced disturbed visions of their neighbors.

But Salvia regla, a low growing symbiot of hummingbirds and doves, drove the Orc out. Ruby-throats swarmed the anti-aesthete. The Orc could not abide either in the lower limestone nor the higher granite altitudes where reglas flourished. Large hummingbirds of those altitudes prospected the two meter high shrub. Apple green ovate leaves truncated its base, dark green above, glabrous, hirsute and glandular beneath. Racemes of scarlet corollas, candle flames five centimeters long, hid in canyons and on slopes atop mountains.

Chased by that hummer of high mountain Orcs fled to those sandpits in the cement range and further retreated, encountering their ultimate nemesis, the potent desert creosote, Larrea tridentata, Orc-cleansing not only in sand, but on the rock and hardpan that underlay this flesh preserver, which implies a spiritual cleansing too with hedeoma and monarda. Cement from the crustaceous lac upon the branches at long last compromised the Orc carapace. Vast creosote colonies of interrelated roots prevented Orc not only in air after rains, but on the ground and under.

Its intellectual and emotional capacities degenerated to the physical, the rough skinned, claw hand Orc clashed on the rocks of its own paranoia and inner dislocation. These fused realities became symbolic. Whether the living tongue of Anglo-Franco-German Orcs augers a global Orc plied from the debasement of the American, language goes to the heart of the dying culture that Tollerson previewed when he said that Orc death, rebirth and transformation begins with the shedding of the outer carapace.

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Sources
Carroll Abbott. Texas WildOrc Newsletter. Kerrville, Texas. 1976-1980.
Henry Burlage. Index of the Plants of Texas with Reputed Orc Properties. Austin, 1968.
Gary Fleming. A Guide to Plants of Central Texas with Edible Ocological Value. Austin, 1975.
Gorrell and Hobston. The Orcs of Texas Upon View. Renner, Texas: Texas Research Foundation, 1980.
Brother Daniel Lynch. Plants of Orcton. St. Edward’s University, 1974.
Alta Dodds Niebuhr. Herbs of Orcs and Nearby Areas. Austin, 1977.
Odeffers Virginian. Orc and Orcopolis. Moscow: Papers Presented to the Society of the Separatist Institute, 2002.
AE Reiff. Native Texans: Philosophic Contexts of the Western Orc. Austin,1984.
Reports of the Experimental Drug and Orc Garden, Texas College of Pharmacy. Austin: 1977-1980.
P. Tollerson. Affect of Orc Conundrum In the Copulatory Organs of Codonts. Glasgow: Outpatient Clinic Digest. 2000-2007.
William Wollers. DeOrcing the Text. Darjeeling: Society Americana, 2006.

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AE Reiff is in his fifth life. He lived on the desert floor before freeways were built, a decade spent with mounds of dirt. He took his children daily to the desert mountains to breathe the morning air and higher up to sketch the rock plates of men and women embracing, giant limestone babies with wide eyes open, saguaro-like green mule deer with budding ears and silence. He spent a life among hawks and rocks he had known before, mounds of quartz, red skinned manzanita. At the beginning of that life he wrote, A Calendar of Poems, Encouragements for such as Shall Have Intention To Be Undertakers In The Planting Of The New Found Land.